Yoga That Actually Feels Doable.

(but make it metal)


8 Basics Videos → 8 Beyond Basics Videos → 8 Live Classes

Learn the basics.  Build confidence.   Keep it going.













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Yoga That Actually Feels Doable.

(but make it metal)


8 Basics Videos
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8 Beyond Basics Videos
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8 Live Classes

Learn the basics.  Build confidence.
Keep it going.
















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HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL GET

  • 8 Basics

    • Seated poses that keep things simple

    • Warrior poses and other standing shapes

    • Kneeling poses that protect your joints

    • Keeping it chill with poses on the ground 

    • Balance work to build confidence 

    • Backbends that won't break your back

    • Twists without making your head spin  

    • Forward Folds that don't feel like torture

  • 8 Beyond the Basics

    • Explore Down Dog and Up Dog

    • Conquer the Sun Salutation

    • Progress with your backbends

    • Extend and Increase Flexibility

    • Deep Hip Openers for Back Health

    • Improve your core strength

    • Stabalize your balancing

    • Find more shoulder mobility

  • 8 Class Pass

    • You'll also get 8 class passes to use for access to community livestream classes, because isn't doing something super cool like this way better when surrounded by like-minded metelheads?!

    • The 8 class passes can also be redeemed for any videos in the On Demand Library so you can practice whenever you like (or mix and match with live classes)



"I would go to yoga but I'm not flexible enough"

That's like saying you can't have a drink of water because you're thirsty.

You won't be able to do the thing until you start doing the thing.

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What if there was a different way?

Once you get started with your practice, you're one step closer to

Feeling Less Stiff

Getting Stronger

Hurting Less

Worrying Less




I'm not going to promise you that in 30 days or less you'll be touching your toes, nailing handstands, or turning into a human pretzel. Because, depending on where you are right now, that might not happen right away.

What I  can promise you, is that if you commit to practicing with me, just 10-20 minutes a day, just a few times a week, in the next 30 days...  you'll be wondering why you didn't start sooner.

"The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago -- the second best time is now"
- Chinese Proverb



Sure, the on-demand library is stacked… but these beginner foundations? They’re exclusive. You won’t find them anywhere else.

This program is specially designed to build step-by-step - each video builds on the previous one so you actually understand what you're learning. When you enroll, you'll get access to a special foundational section just for beginners starting their yoga journey. These aren't random classes, this is a complete learning system.

THIS IS FOR YOU IF...

  • Yoga seems appealing but also terrifying


  • You don't know a Down Dog from an Up Dog


  • You couldn't pick a Warrior 2 out of a line-up


  • You want to figure this all out before going to classes


  • You're sick of feeling frustrated with not understanding complex cues


  • Music in most classes makes you want to scream (not in a good way)

Not Your Average Yoga Class
These are real stories from people who tried yoga to doom metal and finally felt like they belonged.

At Yoga Kinda Rocks, we leave the pressure and perfection behind. No quiet studios. No judgment. Just movement, breath, and heavy music.



Enough daydreaming. Let’s get moving.

If you’re still here, that’s your sign — you belong in this community. We’re loud, we’re supportive, and we’ve saved you a spot.

Let's Rock and Roll.

That's $89 for
- 8 Videos on The Basics

- 8 Videos to Build on Basics

- 8 Class Passes to redeem for Livestream or OnDemand class

Plus, you will get personal support from me

I love requests, feedback, and questions! Nerding out about unique experiences (or trying to find better solutions for common complaints) is just about my favorite thing ever. It's right up there with puppy snuggles and catching my favorite bands live. So if you need help, wanna share your victories, or make a music suggestion, I'm just an email away.


Don't spend another month wondering if yoga is right for you.

In 30 days you could be feeling stronger, more flexible, and way more confident in your own skin.

Join our community of real humans doing real yoga.

No perfection required, good music guaranteed.

You've read this far because you know you need this.

Trust that instinct - your future self will be grateful you finally started.


Look, I know this is going to work for you - but if you dive in, give it an honest try, and it's just not clicking, I've got you covered. Email me within 30 days, let me know what's not working, what your complaints are, and I'll refund your money. Simple as that.